Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Confusingly Clear!


SImply amazed @ a bunch of people in this world. Be it be the depths of flowers or birds, or ..... of Earth or pleasures of heaven, or something beyond - Wonder if anything not in their reach. Neither do I love them, nor can I hate them. But still something attracts backwards...Much more back to start.

Anyways! little aversed to Shahrukh Khan, but each peace of the song is simply awesome. Bringing both the extreme shores into that middle pavement of inner calling!


Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Do only trees drink Cold Drinks?




Being with the trees is a solace after having been caught up in this sedentary work life with computer radiations bombarding my mind space so mercilessly! Anyways!
Another psychological happening in the mind! Too imaginative (May be realistic), but I couldn’t resist writing about this. Does deforestation or uprooting trees have anything to do with cold drinks? 


As per nature, human systems are designed to inhale o2 and exhale CO2. This way CO2 is kind of excreta like feces or Urine. However, almost all trees (Leaving Basil and Peeple), all other trees emit CO2 at one half cycle. Now, with the universe of trees getting distinct on the planet, is it the soul of dying trees that acts through the stomach of humans? Is it humans raising life force of dead trees or dead trees pulling life force from humans? Hah! Question Mark again?
Does the fact, that the habit of drinking 2-3 bottles of Soft drinks a week got abandoned, have to do something with I participating in Mission Green Earth campaign? Who knows?
Well, I understand this is too philosophical, but who refuses to be not!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Physics joke

This brilliantly brilliant Mathematician always manages to get the answers that click the intellect.


Wednesday, September 29, 2010

String Theory - Simply couldn't resist sharing this


I remember I had to write about a different story, but I couldn't resist this one.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Jaisa filmo mein hota hai, ho raha hai hubahoo


One of my friends recently got heartbreak. She was distressed and came to me to tear open her heart. She talked, talked, talked and talked. All I could decide that moment was to give her a listening ear. When she had vomited out all hatred, anger and pain, a silence dawned. But this was not the joyful silence. With an intention to make the atmosphere light, I could somehow manage to pull out certain words from my tongue. I told her a funny incident of my life. Once my little nephew (when he was still much little) came to me and said, “Di, I am in love with you. Will you me mine for the next few lifetimes”. I was totally wonder struck, and could only laugh at the innocence of the heart from which those words were coming. I kept laughing, laughing and laughing. After a couple of days I and my nephew had a good fight. I refused to join him in a football game, and he said, “Di, tum toh ho hi meri dushman. Tumse to meri khushi bardasht hi nahi hoti(The line loses its essence when translated! But still…Di, you have enmity with me for sure, and you cannot digest my happiness)”. Ha…Now I felt a little more concerned and reported both the incidents to His mother. Well, this must have resulted in pruning of some channels or TV shows from his television hours, but the incidents helped me and my friend to burst into laughter, which was the most needed to break that pinching silence.

My friend called me a few days later and thanked me with all her heart. No doubt, the reason of this was beyond my comprehension. She continued, “You unknowingly have made me come out of that bullshit state in a week’s time. I was thinking of the incidents you told me the other day, and all of a sudden this song from the movie ‘The three idiots’ popped up on TV screen – ‘Jaisa filmo mein hota hai, ho raha hai hubahoo’. I could recall all the dialogues and drama that happened between me and him (her boy friend) were copy paste of some dialogues from some movie scenes here and there. The moment I could catch this, I was out of the whole painful melodrama. It is a different story that my whole anger has been shifted to the Bollywood and Hollywood.  It has been like God guiding me at each step to come out of the whole mess. Thanks to you!”.
I am not yet able to write a good conclusion for this one. But all I could wonder upon is ‘jaisa filmo mein hota hai, waisa hota hai hubahoo’.
I cannot resist but sharing this one!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Some definitions which I find really amazing:

Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real “wow, that’s big,” time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really too small. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we’re trying to get across here.

Imports: It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things in from.

Exports: See Imports.

Sunrise: Several billion trillion tons of superhot exploding hydrogen nuclei rose slowly above the horizon and managed to look small, cold and slightly damp.